About Me

We're just 4 red-blooded Americans like yourselves, looking down the barrel of a gun loaded with all the possibilities life may present and unafraid to pull the trigger. We like to get weird, occasionally insult people who deserve it, and do it all with class, dignity, and usually a couple mind-altering substances. Oh yeah, and we hate gapers. Fucking Gapers. So if you like Samantha Brown, Rachel Ray, and Rick Steves this site probably isn't for you. If you want to lift the curtain and see what sits just on the other side, though, by all means feel free to peak around.